Friday, May 15, 2009

40 weeks later...

Jungle Villas Complex
123 Wildcat Way
Amazonia, Brazil 54321

May 15, 2009

Dear Baby Jaguar,

This letter is in regards to previous requests to rectify issues resulting in complaints from your neighbors. Your belongings continue to exceed the amount permitted given the square footage of the property which is in direct violation of housing code M.O.M., section 5.15. We have tried to work with you to address this situation in a cordial manner, but are sorry to inform you that you are ordered to vacate the premises immediately. You must remove all belongings within 48 hours, return your key to the office and leave the property in the condition you initially found it in (minus normal wear and tear). Failure to do so will result in the loss of your security deposit.

Thank you,
The Management


Searching for Serenity said...

Clever and cute!

Nikki1007 said...

Ok I just spit out my water. Thanks I needed a laugh today. Good luck on evicting your tenet.

Callie said...

lol.. love it!

hopefaithlove said...

Happy EDD, maybe he will apear this weekend!

Listen to you Mama Baby Ben

Liddy said...

Hoping he arrives this weekend.

Best wishes.

SweetSpikette said...

you've got a good listener there. very obedient :)

kate said...

I'm officially stealing this. This baby needs to get out now!